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imwithkanye:

The Number 1 Best Cold Open Of The Office.

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lameborghini:

girls are annoying boys are also annoying (it is ok for me to say this i am a plant)

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trillow:

my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised

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methproblem:

chickensandwich:

i heard your penis is like a thumb

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whyjess:

when frank’s mike went out mid-song

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whitewanke-r:

imaginefucking:

Imagine fucking Zac Efron. He blindfolds you and ties you to the bed. All of a sudden, you feel several pairs of hands on your thighs. Zac removes the blindfold, and you find yourself staring at Corbin Bleu, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale feeling up on your bod. They whisper in unison, “We’re all in this together.”

There are some things you can’t unread

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rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

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urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

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that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

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kfnalkjfh<33

awkwardsonicphotos:

Hey babe wanna go fast?

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